Why did they allow Will to do that very dangerous stunt?! Now my Hero is dead. Goodbye Will Smith. You will always be in our hearts…
—my ex-boyfriend’s mom
Lastly my ex-boyfriend’s mom thinks Will Smith is dead and is crying about it on Facebook.
Then there was that time a facial recognition website told me I looked like Jesse Jackson and it was actually kind of true.
I wore this to prom. Shoot me in the face.
Periodically I will find really embarrassing photos of myself (sometimes with Relient K lyrics tastefully strewn across them) when I was a teenager in file folders I almost never look at or in random social media places.
I love when this happens, and if you’re wondering if I hate myself, the answer is unequivocally “yes”.
Christians get so batshit about Jesus movies and they always have to go in groups so they can cry together.