i’m trying to force myself to fall in love with minneapolis because i’m really tired of being so sad all the time. the winter really isn’t helping the effort but it’s 40 degrees today (which, after temperatures in the -10 to -15 range feels really, really warm) and some of the snow is melting and i’m trying to get really stoked about it. i don’t get far though,...
you should have referred to your vagina as a vortex.– matthew salfran
my mom is laying on my bed showing off her engagement ring. how uncomfortable. didn’t think she’d have one before i did, honestly. plus the whole situation makes me want to throw up and cry.
i have to sort a few things out. i still haven’t decided if i want to go to L.A. to work with LiNK. i’m sort of hoping they call me on monday to tell me that they found someone who is more qualified (or better looking or something) so that i don’t even have to think about it. i don’t want to make the decision because i don’t think i can without assuming i’ve...
my mom’s getting married. i wish for all of our sakes that i could’ve faked happiness when i heard the news instead of sobbing, but even i am not that good at lying. merry christmas, kelley. you get an awkward, um…step…dad…?
boys from my past are constantly texting and calling in the middle of the night, probably when they’re drunk and laying alone in bed, realizing that i was perhaps the only girl who would’ve unconditionally put up with their shenanigans had they not fucked it up. well, haha to you, sirs.