Jesus never mentioned homosexuality once. How has it become such an issue?...– Aaron Weiss (via joshuasolomon)
and for those who are wondering why i spent three...
it was for a paper. but i still regret it.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
TO AMANDA (because i don't know how to reply to...
YES. that sounds absolutely lovely.
Bird en Boucle - Andrew Bird - La Blogothèque - Le... →
this man, i swear. he is MAGIC.
i just walked around the wedge for a good 10 minutes before realizing my top button had come undone and that my bare (albeit tiny) boobs were everywhere. you’re welcome, organic and local food lovers of minneapolis. grocery shopping AND a show!
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
There is a hot, spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door. I...– Ron Swanson (via lastknownsurroundings)
IT'S DTR TIME!
whether dude likes it or not. i can’t take it anymore. hanging out with someone 4-5 times a week and constantly wanting to hug them and tell them they’re the just greatest thing ever but not being able to is so exhausting. I JUST WANT TO FEEL MY FEELINGS AT YOU. by the end of this day, i will have a boyfriend…or i won’t. but at least i’ll know what the hell is...
lemon-difficult: The Head And The Heart is sort of lame. this.
ireadintothings: A friend of mine’s band, some good ole’ boys from Arkansas named The Filthy Kind, have started a Kickstarter project to raise money for their full-length album and to be able to reach more people with their amazing music. I really wanted to share this with you guys because I think you would enjoy it so please check it out. Not to mention that if you donate a certain amount, the...
i don’t understand why the people of the internet keep taking pictures of themselves in the bathtub. it’s weird.